1. What vehicle do you drive?
Punchbuggy! -- no punch backs.
2. How long have you had it?
"0.68 seconds sir. For an android, that is nearly an eternity."
3. What is the coolest feature on your vehicle?
You know that cab in the Crazy Taxi games? No, it doesn't hop. But it does have blue seats like it.
4. What is the most annoying thing about your vehicle?
The gallons per mile figure.
5. If money were no object, what vehicle would you be driving right now?
2004 hybrid Dymaxion "WRC champion" production model.
Y'all know the real answers...